A year off. Just long enough to forget that the previous Glastonbury was a devious trial. In which the highlight for pop loving drunkards was struggling through quicksand-like mud in a vain effort to capture a glimpse of the miming Beyoncibot. Decampment the morning after brought views of absolute desolation. It was like a scene out of The Road, more so because we had parked 9 miles away, and you had to constantly remind yourself that you were ‘carrying the fire’ in order to prevent yourself collapsing from the weight of your over-packing.
There’s nothing quite like Glasto.
This year it was different. Glorious weather, bonkers people, less smash hits carnage. Glastonbury is returning to form. True, people were breaking into the hand sanitiser stores to drink it’s 100% goodness, but this could be put down to the growing fear that Katy Perry had been booked for 2014. PICTURES!

Frontin’

The Shover becomes the shoved…

Group times

Toilet Trouble

Randoms are drawn to cameras

Stone Circle faces

STEVEN! (no just coming)

JAGGER OFF

The moves continue

Follow the leader

Beers & Microphones

Dude was awesome!

GROWLER (aka public health risk)

Going for it

A close up of the beast

Dan rates average at best

Jeff rates top ten percentile

Some dude on a bike has an idea

The Ninky Nonk

Hitting the Bar

Despite what you may think this is early morning

Watering

Ana reacts to Mojito goodness.

The Rock Horns

Mojitos

Crazy Old Lady Men Formations

Bizzare

Even more bizzare

See Ya!(they actually left to the Top Gear theme)

This man turned his bike into a mechanical horse

Flamboyant!

Robot dude docking onto his buggy

He’s off

WTF!!!

Hope he doesn’t…

Oh Jesus!

Bargain Daft Punk

I SEE YOU! (Shudder)

Just an average festival goer

Tea Ladies

The Kazoo Band recruit (to the tune of Daft Punk)

Kate on the hill

Same to you mate :-)

Neon Satan chooses a victim

Kate at the tent

Dan at the tent

Kate rockin a new look.