You’ve heard the music, seen the bands, smelled the toilets. But have you seen a giant metal spider spit fire out of it’s back, while simultaneously carrying Fat Boy Slim in it’s belly? Leave the beaten track of the main stages and Glastonbury can get pretty weird, pretty fast. You could partake in a giant game of twister, find a giant metal fish built out of old cars on a hill, or just generally get your mind melted staggering around Shangri la in the early hours. It’s all there for the experiencing, all you need is a good pair of wellies and a full hip flask.

Giant Twister

Working on the mechanical spider

Some kind of giant dude

A funky matchstick person

Sunset over Silver Hayes

Green Fields

Awaiting the Phoenix burning!

Giant snake

The Fox band

Rhythm Fox

Not sure

Hunting the pizza

Leafy views

FLAGS

We are gonna need a bigger festival!

Big globe

Crazy DJ booth at Block 9

Which way is up?

INTENSE!

Godzilla helped with the decorations

Stairway in Heaven

Heaven area in Shangri la (didn’t get in)

That’s a big door.

A glimpse of future Royal Baby

Yep, nightmare fuel

I don’t even…

Just a car, stuck in the ground

More Royal Baby sightings

Pyramid stage views

More pyramid views

Cheers!

A boat stage inside a tent stage

I can see it in your eyes…

Stumbling towards the Avalon area

REAL ALES!

Views from the Real Ale Bar

It would be rude not to…

Awaiting the Stones

GOOD LORD!

The phoenix rises!

It also shoots fire

More fire

GIANT METALLIC SPIDER RAMPAGE!

Giant laser dude

mashed up people on Sunday morning

Circus fields

We didn’t see the gorillas thank god

Weirdness

Happy Glastonbury!

Big metal car fish

The Glastonbury sign up at the Park Stage

GIANT METALLIC SPIDER warming up for a nother go

Lightning dudes having a spat

This was all kinds of crazy

This is what victory looks like in the future

Panorama of the whole site

Boats

I’vveeee got the knifffe (10 pride credits if you get the reference)

Flags and fields